November 26, 2012

"Why so LOST are we my true green friend"

Here yet again, as you can see the Hulk and Spidey are at it yet again tearing up the city 
 
for what?
Find out what all the RAGE ranting is about if you dare call it that.........





Hello there,
 You know sometimes when I go and post things off on the side there where that caption on the far right is with the clue game of will the fellow named Peter Parker ever truly make rational sense again as a character that grows by moving forward and not being stuck in a endless loop of editorial mandated rule of NEVER aging beyond a one dimensional  character. That he has been for the last five years of time. Yes I am of course talking about that "ONE STORY that every spider-man fan has upchuck vile in their mouth for better known as dare I say it's utterance 
 















is uncalled for!"  Now I'm not here to talk of comic book superheroes and marriage alone today in fact I want to hopefully share why most comic readers love change in those far off worlds of fantasy it just so happens I wanna use my two most beloved Marvel heroes, that are a lot comic fans two main ones at Marvel ? The famous guy I love to nick name "Gamma Boy" & Web head have both reached that age that us humans at least most dread with it being the start of something called the GOLDEN years of aging known as the big five o, both characters have gone through such diversity of foes that each fought before meeting and facing each other in a New Mexico dessert cave when spidey greatest foe the green goblin tried with a group of villains called   The Enforcers to trap him on a movie set, when they all ran into the hulk in a cave. To today presently of both characters I know nothing of what's really taking place other than as I said both are 50 now. Both characters have had high story points that I know of in the comics from when I was reading them in the latter nineteen eighties to the lte nineteen nineties. I have adored both of these comic icons for where they went in their story telling like I said this wasn't  gonna be turn into a blog entry on super heroes and their super life but more on their everyday lives. It seems to me that since  Two thousand and six Marvel has decided to never again be mind belonging with their stories and why I don't know the answer to that? They had all their characters set to being explored in new ways than just what their doing now which is slanging them to staleness by never letting them change in motion for something more worthwhile.    So this image the hulk sitting on spidey
 



 is expressing my feelings to the max on why Marvel even through now own by Disney is dried up with no where in branching out and  making all of their fans happy?  Let me ask all of you something before processing any further with Marvel's grand idea of keeping all their characters in a narrow looping frame, did you know that in the hulk's comic history that for a number of years that he like spidey was hitched for a great little while to his own lady love Betty Ross, even over the greatest person who detested it wasn't the fans at at or even the writer of the book itself?, it was her own father  General Thunderbolt Ross (at first anyway , more on what end it later). The Hulk's marriage was from issue Incredible Hulk #     



                                         












 three hundred nineteen to issue four hundred 

of volume two of the series which ran from nineteen sixty eight to nineteen ninety four.. So Bruce Banner marriage lasted May first, nineteen eighty six to December  first, nineteen ninety two which is only six years time in real life compared to Peter Parker's nearly twenty one and half years of married bliss to a certain red head known as 


 Mary Jane Watson which started a whole year and five months later in this 
annual of Amazing Spider-man dated Step,nineteen eighty seven. Then went all the way to last month of two thousand and seven with this broken 
piece of a mirror held by whom (?) if you have the story you will  know who the whom is I just remember only skimming through the book at work and haven't as I claim never have read it I also refuse to pick up the trade of the  greatest comic book blunder of all time!Later on as to why the Hulk lost out on love was his writer Peter David was unhappy in his real life days of loving, so he wrote Betty Ross Banner out of Banner's life to cope with it and had hopes fans would understand that this wasn't because the two fictional characters were outta love. Let's not forget that both of these two characters have done massively well in other forms of selling points for Marvel as a whole now with all that aside let's talk about that image of the spider hanging from ol   Greenskin's  hand there 


share we? The biog guy has been tearing things up all over Manhattan and the whole rest of that part of New York when the wall crawler's spotted him and is with a doubt ready to end the monster's rage so he webs himself onto the Hulk's hand to ask "What up Greennie Meanie?, why are you wanting a throw down with me yet again....." The Hulk's so darn pissed off on hearing that the other big comic company in town has plans to toss out the whole history on a certain alien from another planet and that business has to reboot all of comics by starting over because of ownership rights......."So Hulk just Mad and the Madder Hulk gets stronger he gets and with or without Bgman's help I'll restore all hero history.... So Bugman wanna work with Hulk or not? "Sure I think so but lets fix up our corporation as well what do you say to that Gamma pal of mine?" asks Spidey, Hulk looks at his hand and says "HULK LOVES to break stuff why not?"     .       

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