December 13, 2012

So is Spidey truly a Vulcan or what?


Hello Spider-Trekkers,
 So let me please ask all viewers of this grand blog with that image on the famous Mary Jane question to the right 
 









 
is that a odd combination of two of the greatest "S fictional characters", that were first seeing light in the nineteen sixties. What kinda "What Ifs?" possibilities are endless aren't they?, I think there are and I dare anyone and everyone take a crack at coming up with  "A meeting of the two greatest "S characters, in science fiction of all time. Well here without a doubt is my take on the best way Spidey being a Star Trek character. Or resetting Spider-Man's worst storyline ever! The starship with the registry number NCC seventeen oh one is at starbase Zander Prime better known as zero, they are at this star base to repair their warp drive engine  form what  happen to have a very special passagerr on board that claims he's not to be a  space officer just a hero that's lost everything of dear value to him since making a pack with a deity known as the Devil and how did these guys find him on a place called Vulcan in the first or last place before arriving here where they are now.  

"Ok , Ok, what do you want me to do to get you back to this place called New York city mister?, when I have been out there being dead myself ....." ask the captain of the strongest ship in StarFleet to the guy who is looking down  on him from the ceiling of the bridge of the ship. 

" I don't know captain all I know is where I come from there are everyday people whom go around with claws that cut through your bulkheads like that egg ship we just encountered before I was beamed aboard your transporter transfer pad thingy about a hour ago....." 

 "A woman with red long hair is still thinking to herself as she holds the guy that she knows as only as Peter for the moment as she looks into the wall of fire in the place known as  Hell and she and Peter have just seen their daughter who doesn't exist blurs away  

and it seems as if everything were to be right she turns into the devil himself.  It is at this moment the woman known as Mary Jane Watson Parker has made up her mind about things regrading the love she has for the man she loves.....is how the story goes "  Spidey has now landed on the floor in front of the man called Kirk. Kirk is holding out his hand held device known as a Phaser and points it at the mask man's head.
     "And your this Parker fellow huh?" 
   
  As Spidey sees the captain shifting his fingers out of the corner of his eye on the device called a Phaser he plays his face card  by webbing the captain whole hand to his head and the weapon and says 

"Go ahead Captain of the Enterprise the show I grew up watching when I got home from selling photos of myself to the Bulge where I worked as a on and off again photographer I dug all you guys especially ol pointy ears Mister Spock..... there."

At the mention of his name Spock turned from his station to look at the person in the colorful red and blue spandex type of material.
     
"Fascinating captain, it would seem as if when we the ship came to Veridian III back in stardate 48650.1 to save you during your time in a place called the Nexus  where you and the future captain Picard were fighting an El-Aurian known as doctor Soran......"

."Spock what is your point?" ask the ship surgeon named Leonard McCoy  as Jim Kirk gives the doc a look of surprise of "can't you do something?, Bones?

"As I was trying to pin down what was going on here Doctor, we pick up a human that has radioactive powers of that spies you on earth would call a spider and when we ran into him he was just revealed to be a clone of himself at that precise time only to find out later......"

"Only to find out whavt? Mr Spock?" ask the bridge's only ensign.

"Only to find out that it was not the guy who has webbed the captain's hand to the side of his face mask that was a copy after all, but rather the people who wrote his world were against sometime we all know as happiness something I believe you humans call a marriage........"          

At the mention of them all being fictional Spidey went and reached for captain Kirk's now relaxed hand with the phaser webbed to his cloth  mask and broke Kirk's hand as he lifted the mask from his tear stricken face.   
   
Everyone of the bridge crew sorta  had a small inner smile about their commander, Spidey not knowing why joined them all but only for a brief second.
  
"We're all FICTIONAL CREATIONS Mister Spock?" ask Spidey 

"You and I and the rest of characters in Science Flipping Fiction are just darn ideas of people who write dialogue right?"

It was the first time in a long time that the whole crew of the starship Enterprise saw their alien first officer smile even just for a  micro second.

Spidey got to thinking for a quick moment "When I get outta this me and a couple guys named   Lee & Dikto need to have a chat some given day......."

Looking around the bridge he goes and ask the Captain something very important.
   
"Captain Kirk I am so very sorry about this whole misunderstanding between us, but I'm not a whole hero like you and your crew here I need to fix a major mistake can I use your transporter device to take me to where I need to go please?"

"Only if your sure about this Mister Parker?, Do you really want to have your atoms scatter across the whole universe!"

Peter looks at McCoy  and holds out his web shooter in the doctor's face.

"Bones???, right doctor that's your nickname right? I've  had my own share of traveling through space that haven't been kind to me before, besides I think the transporter would be a bit fun don't you?"

"Well it's you choice but you can't say you were forewarned? is all I will say about it!"

"Where is that you'd like us to set the coordinates for you Peter?" ask Kirk.

" I believe the title I want to go to is in my future as well captain to "when I revealed to the whole world I was who I am and my Aunt was shot in my place in a story arc of repulcations known as "OMD"
  
"What the heck does that stand for?" asked Sulu  as he keep at his task at the helm.
     
As he pulled his mask back down over his face, "Something called  "ONE MORE DAY" I hopping to reverse if I can......"

"Pinpointed issue number Peter are you ready?" ask Mister Spock

"More than ever  my Vulcan buddy, beam me to that moment, oh and Nunu , Nunu I think is right with this hand signal right?" 

Spidey says as he hold up his fingers in a peace gesture as he knows it......

"Very funny" Spock muses to himself as he w witnesses the beam out of the one know as Spider-Man. 

"Very funny indeed he doesn't really know the meaning of Live Long and Prosper at all, well I do hope he finds what he's wanting......"     

 Returning to that exact moment when his wife Mary Jane is about to whisper something into Mesphisto the devil ear about her happiness or something like it Peter having been to where no man's gone before shakes his head and looks at the demon before him.

"All Right Mesph? you want a real answer to" What I Peter Parker think about a deal with you and the lady known as my Aunt dying and losing Mary Jane  my wife there is NOT a deal because "WE" Mary Jane and my love is stronger than hiding in plain slight which I know I can now deal with Kill May Reily Parker if you wish but only out of true respect do I let her pass into the after world with my blessings! And THAT YOU have no power over because I'm her only family member that can make that choice."

Mary Jane runs to Peter's side  
            
"NO my deal is so much better for you Peter don't you want May  to live on?"

"Yes I do honey but I want her to be happy for you and I as well and that's why now I know she wants to go home to be with my uncle Ben in Heaven  And I don't care if even Jonah knows I'm you know who? I can deal with it."

Mesphsito knowing theit he has lost the chance to steal human love vanishes..........
  
Peter and Mary Jane both knowing that Aunt May is happy embrace in a loving kiss in her darken hospital room with a tear of sadness for her loving strength of  their acceptance of her wishes.   
 
 
       
  

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