Hopping into a JOKING DAY or here's hoping to?

Here we are with the start of a new month, which means a new background image should be here at Day life of the Matt right?, well before I get to that what I want to know was did anyone pull a prank on you today, since today was the day your friends play jokes on you with today being April first, better known as April fools day. Well I may not have actual jokes today that I have heard, but I do happen to have two riddles that will leave you thinking for quite a while of this I'm certain?, yet if you recall as well I also said I had a number of "GREEN Choices" of wallpaper images for both my monthly desktop for MARCH and as I said above here as well. Here were the ones I was looking at for my desktop: , , ,but as I said I may surprise you as well as myself and here is what I really had a blend of when Marvel was brought by Disney in two thousand and nine I called it "The INCREDIBLE DUCK" , it done by a comic fan from the website comicvine.com. I'm sure you wanna see my choices before what I decided on for the background template here this is a unseen character from the original MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE TOY LINE, (1979-1989) his name was King Hiss and yes he was the leader of the SNAKEMEN. Well here are the other Choices I had ,
, ,and yes there was many more from both that I could have selected from but these were the main ones I decided on at a moments notice, yet I most certainly have great choices this time around as you can see on the outside boarder here, for the site anyway. So I'm guessing you wanna hear these two riddles to have good laugh if not a snicker at least huh? well here there are 1, Who is the one SMURF of "ALL" of the smurfs who'd love today? 2, How is a map and a tale of the old west connected? Tomorrow I will give you the answers if you haven't figured out the answers.