.....Or also known as "So just what is Katherine Katt's Picard moment before her BIG DAY to Jeff Martini like? (pt. I-III )
Hello watchers of the Alien book series,
Look I know it may have seems as if I've been a while getting back to this series in a forever set of context, in fact I am working on this while trans versing the great water ways of traveling from Japan all the way to Vancouver British Cumbia, known better as, Canada. Really though I have just chosen to let life be in my way of READING FOR A VERY LONG TIME..... along with the STAR TREK TIMELINES online game much more than just life too.You and I are looking now at the spewing springs of laughter from the third book in Gini Koch series where the humans are the real aliens so to speak!
Without any doubt Mrs Koch knows her reading audience's like of wit for sure. From her first book in the series (T.B.A.) as you know her main human lead is well rather a young woman who loves her taste in tunes....outside of getting to know a race that is protecting all life of humans. Her name is Katherine Katt and when we all are first introduced she is taking down a fellow human that just turned in a strange monster, with only a writing pen.... or from when in ( A.T.) she threw alligators into a group of a drug cartel were beyond crying your eyes out....let us find out in a small way in "IF" She and her intended are really ready for surviving a test that other A.C. that are in part from HIS side of the family. Now I will also agree that I may have let some of KITTY's fun stream through the main story part as well....but here are the one liners of the bridging of the first interspecies marriage in "ALIEN IN THE FAMILY " as I found them worth a laughable piece to my needs of waiting a book full of comical stirring as possible.
Very early on in the story of when Alpha team is per studying the necklace from around Katherine's neck on the cover which is seen here
, before the A-C's version of mass leader comes to join the team for the studying too, Jeff has a good chance of taking with his father when the topic is getting on the nerves for Katherine. From how she hears it " Jeff is it morning in Florida?" Martini sighed. "Yes, baby, it is." He pulled out his cell phone and dialed. "Hi Dad, good morning, No not yet. Yes, glad you liked the invitations, it took us three weeks to choose them. No,no, I didn't. Because I hate them. No, I'm not joking I hate, no make that despise them. Your have to be kidding. Mom has no right to invite anyone to our wedding, let alone them. Argh! okay, fine! Look that not why I'm calling."
He looked over at me and covered the phone. "Against all logic and common sense my mother invited Barbara and her husband to our wedding."
"Is she high?" Barbara had tried to force Martini to marry her daughter, Doreen. In fact, it was this incident that caused the younger generation's revolt and mass exodus to Caliente Base.
"Who knows?" Martini went back to the phone. "Thanks for the update. Glad to know everyone's healthy, and I could not have lived without the newest babies' pooping, eating, crawling, and walking reports. Now can we get to the reason I called since we're about to go to a state of national emergency?"
Apparently not. Martini leaned on the conference table, his head in his free hand, without speaking. He grunted occasionally.
"Is every call to them like this?" Chuckie asked me quietly.
"Pretty Much."
"No wonder he's always in a bad mood."
It is just a reward short sentences away from this where Katherine shares of what the females of the Alpha Centurions would be intoxicated with of in the way of being enticed by a human male. Which are looks are grand. .....but I 'll let Katherine do the explaining so your not lost by my wording of things.
"Doreen says she and Irving will be happy to physically prevent her parents from entering." I managed a laugh. "Tell her thanks and I will keep it in mind." Irving is a human science geek, meaning he was what every Dazzler under thirty was hoping to bag. Dazzlers really go for brains. If the package is decent to look at, that was a bonus, but it wasn't what mattered. Once we relocated to Caliente Base, I'd have to pass a law that they were not allowed to try and meet Stephen Hawking-they would have killed him with love, and I figured we still needed his brain.
Now before I take us to what I consider the best comical bit of the first twenty four chapters I know that your wanting me to shall we say "PICARD UP my game points. Since I have been a huge fan of something called Star Trek I hope that you will be along with me I really do, so for a quick couple of minutes let me "ENGAGE US to that part......."
After getting James Reader to take her scoping out for a wedding dress to die for in Los Vegas, it seems as if he is replaced by an unknown alien who is known as Moira. Katherine drives Moira to her breaking point by telling her when Alpha team finds her mentor that they will catch her by tormenting Moira in front of her mentor.
"I 've got help. And your mate doesn't does she? she had you, but you're not going anywhere. In fact, I'm going to shoot you full of drugs, so you can't escape even if you manage to get out of the restraints. They might kill you, but I'm willing to take that risk."
"She is more experienced than me. You won't catch her." I did my best to give her my mother's most intimidating stare. It worked, if the look in Moira's eyes was any indication. " Of course I will. She's going to come try to recuse you. And I will be waiting. I'll have so many traps waiting for her that even if most don't work,one will.Then you'll get to see her suffer and die. So you can feel what it's like when hurt you a person someone else loves."
"Why would you do that?"
"Because you not only hurt someone that I love, you gloat ed about it. You were happy to hurt him, and you had no reason to do it other than pure viciousness. On this world, we have an old saying: an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. My father's people wrote that, millennia ago. It's still apt. I'm going to make sure you suffer like you made me and my friends suffer. Only worse."
She swallowed. "You won't succeed."
" Sure I will. I'll bet you've missed check-in time with your mate. She'll be looking for you, realize we've got you. There're only a few places we'd take you. She'll be here, soon And I will be ready."
I dug into my purse and pulled my phone out. "Chuckie."Without any doubt Mrs Koch knows her reading audience's like of wit for sure. From her first book in the series (T.B.A.) as you know her main human lead is well rather a young woman who loves her taste in tunes....outside of getting to know a race that is protecting all life of humans. Her name is Katherine Katt and when we all are first introduced she is taking down a fellow human that just turned in a strange monster, with only a writing pen.... or from when in ( A.T.) she threw alligators into a group of a drug cartel were beyond crying your eyes out....let us find out in a small way in "IF" She and her intended are really ready for surviving a test that other A.C. that are in part from HIS side of the family. Now I will also agree that I may have let some of KITTY's fun stream through the main story part as well....but here are the one liners of the bridging of the first interspecies marriage in "ALIEN IN THE FAMILY " as I found them worth a laughable piece to my needs of waiting a book full of comical stirring as possible.
Very early on in the story of when Alpha team is per studying the necklace from around Katherine's neck on the cover which is seen here
, before the A-C's version of mass leader comes to join the team for the studying too, Jeff has a good chance of taking with his father when the topic is getting on the nerves for Katherine. From how she hears it " Jeff is it morning in Florida?" Martini sighed. "Yes, baby, it is." He pulled out his cell phone and dialed. "Hi Dad, good morning, No not yet. Yes, glad you liked the invitations, it took us three weeks to choose them. No,no, I didn't. Because I hate them. No, I'm not joking I hate, no make that despise them. Your have to be kidding. Mom has no right to invite anyone to our wedding, let alone them. Argh! okay, fine! Look that not why I'm calling."
He looked over at me and covered the phone. "Against all logic and common sense my mother invited Barbara and her husband to our wedding."
"Is she high?" Barbara had tried to force Martini to marry her daughter, Doreen. In fact, it was this incident that caused the younger generation's revolt and mass exodus to Caliente Base.
"Who knows?" Martini went back to the phone. "Thanks for the update. Glad to know everyone's healthy, and I could not have lived without the newest babies' pooping, eating, crawling, and walking reports. Now can we get to the reason I called since we're about to go to a state of national emergency?"
Apparently not. Martini leaned on the conference table, his head in his free hand, without speaking. He grunted occasionally.
"Is every call to them like this?" Chuckie asked me quietly.
"Pretty Much."
"No wonder he's always in a bad mood."
It is just a reward short sentences away from this where Katherine shares of what the females of the Alpha Centurions would be intoxicated with of in the way of being enticed by a human male. Which are looks are grand. .....but I 'll let Katherine do the explaining so your not lost by my wording of things.
"Doreen says she and Irving will be happy to physically prevent her parents from entering." I managed a laugh. "Tell her thanks and I will keep it in mind." Irving is a human science geek, meaning he was what every Dazzler under thirty was hoping to bag. Dazzlers really go for brains. If the package is decent to look at, that was a bonus, but it wasn't what mattered. Once we relocated to Caliente Base, I'd have to pass a law that they were not allowed to try and meet Stephen Hawking-they would have killed him with love, and I figured we still needed his brain.
Now before I take us to what I consider the best comical bit of the first twenty four chapters I know that your wanting me to shall we say "PICARD UP my game points. Since I have been a huge fan of something called Star Trek I hope that you will be along with me I really do, so for a quick couple of minutes let me "ENGAGE US to that part......."
After getting James Reader to take her scoping out for a wedding dress to die for in Los Vegas, it seems as if he is replaced by an unknown alien who is known as Moira. Katherine drives Moira to her breaking point by telling her when Alpha team finds her mentor that they will catch her by tormenting Moira in front of her mentor.
"I 've got help. And your mate doesn't does she? she had you, but you're not going anywhere. In fact, I'm going to shoot you full of drugs, so you can't escape even if you manage to get out of the restraints. They might kill you, but I'm willing to take that risk."
"She is more experienced than me. You won't catch her." I did my best to give her my mother's most intimidating stare. It worked, if the look in Moira's eyes was any indication. " Of course I will. She's going to come try to recuse you. And I will be waiting. I'll have so many traps waiting for her that even if most don't work,one will.Then you'll get to see her suffer and die. So you can feel what it's like when hurt you a person someone else loves."
"Why would you do that?"
"Because you not only hurt someone that I love, you gloat ed about it. You were happy to hurt him, and you had no reason to do it other than pure viciousness. On this world, we have an old saying: an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. My father's people wrote that, millennia ago. It's still apt. I'm going to make sure you suffer like you made me and my friends suffer. Only worse."
She swallowed. "You won't succeed."
" Sure I will. I'll bet you've missed check-in time with your mate. She'll be looking for you, realize we've got you. There're only a few places we'd take you. She'll be here, soon And I will be ready."
"Yeah. Why are you calling me? " I looked out of the conner of my eye and saw him walk away from the window. I went further away from Moira, so she couldn't hear him, at least I hoped.
"I want all manner of security put on the Center. Make them evil, make them nasty. Do your worst and do lots of it. Space Bitch's girlfriend's going to be coming to save her, and I want our little friend here to see her suffer and die. Got that?"
"Um, yeah I assume this is all for show? Since Reader's alive and going to be well, I mean."
"You got it. Make it vicious. Oh and I want Space Bitch here to be drugged out of her Man-Hating mind. So she can't do anything. Oh Quick thought. Do we have still have all that truth serum?"
Chuckie started to laugh. "God you crack me up."
"Great! Bring it. I want her full of it. No, I don't care if it'll cause her brain to stop functioning if we give to much. Good. Yeah, of course we'll toss her to the troops once we're done with her. Right. Of course to rape her in all possible ways. Why would you even need to ask? Maybe we'll let her mate live long enough to watch." "Martini is indicating that our prisoner is starting to cry. Wow you're nasty."
"Yes, I know. She's a threat to world security, and her partner will be more of one. I want them both treated like the animals they are."
"You know that I was a lot nicer than this."
"I'll bet. Yeah, that sounds great. I want the one who's still loose to suffer. A lot. Yeah of course you can break, shoot, or cut off things that aren't necessary to survival."
"Okay. I think she's broken or at least close to. Should I put on security for real, however? "
"Yes, make it so."
"Oh over and out, Captain NOT QUITE PICARD."
We hung up, and I turned back to Moira.
"You could have copperated. Pity for you, nice for me. I'll have some men along shortly to drug you and do horrible things you'll hate to you. You won't be able to fight back. I may film it, just for the pure entertainment."
Now I did of course promise you that there was one last bit of zesty fun okay maybe I didn't phrase it that way, originally. Still there is a part That had me Matt in pieces and without further ado, here it is!
We were back at the lair. It was on the fifteenth floor of the Dulce Science Center, and no one went there but Martini and me. Other than what I now called the A-C Elves. I had no idea if there really were elves about, but someone or something did the housekeeping, ensured that the right clothes were there for you, no matter when you showed up or what room you showed up in, and snatched your dirty laundry in the night. I assumed that the same elves provided the drinks that appeared in the variety I wanted, anywhere, any time, as long as it was in a fridge of some kind. As of yet, Martini hadn't shared how this was done.I got the impression he enjoyed the fact I really wanted to know.
I would have loved something stronger than Cherry Coke, but A-C's were deadly allergic to alcohol, and the last thing I wanted to do was either kill Martini because there is too much alcohol residue in my mouth or have him unable to kiss me.
So as you wonder, I do as well for the laughter from the upcoming section of the main overall story review known as "All because of the glowing necklace part Ii. I as well hope that Katherine's "KITTY PRIDE" doesn't help her realize that Picard and Charles Xavier are one in the same. A little X-MEN humor there, if you * Wink,Wink* know what I mean?
To Be Continued.......
